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From “Everfall Glen” by Xavier Koenigsberg
“The story teller says that it’s in a place beyond seeking,” Solanine said. “A grove in the deepest forest where the leaves turn and fall year-round.” “That should be warning enough,” replied Dalonyn....
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From “A Guide to Sapient Creatures Vol. 2″ by Bridget-Alicia Elba
Brief History Elvish oral histories speak of a time when all elves lived together in a distant land, in harmony with nature and themselves. Discord supposedly arose when the ancient elves began...
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From “Welcome to the World Santa Federation” by Atlas Cunas
Dear New Low-Card Santa, Let me be the first to welcome you to the World Santa Federation! You’ve just joined a fraternity that’s dedicated to the performing art of Professional Clausing™, people that...
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From “Elves and the Eternal Way” by Denny C. Franke
Elves are of course known for their slow metabolisms and rather different rate of aging. Compared to others like humans and orcs, they do indeed age at a slower rate, with puberty occurring at age...
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From “The Seven Children of Lapur and Sustrai Xianuende” by Denny C. Franke
Lapur Xianuende, an elven engineer formerly in the employ of Baron Hecoran, and Sustrai Xianuende, a dwarven mercenary hired to protect Hecoran Keep as the Baron consolidated his forces for a...
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From “Morinth’s Delving and Welkor’s Light” by Axton Wales
Much as Vallis was founded by humans after the catastophe that created the Caldera, so too were Morinth’s Delving and Welkor’s Light founded by dwarven and elvish colonists, respectively. In the north...
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From “The Vallia Battlements Halfling Toss” by Axton Wales
“Nope!” cried Tinuviel, looking at the ten-foot-high battlements of the Vallia Stockade. “You are NOT throwing me up there! Nobody tosses this halfling!” Adenan walked up to her halfling compatriot, on...
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From “Vakt the Rosy, Guard of Vallia, Falls in Love” by Axton Wales
“I do not believe you for a minute,” said Ockham the Red. “You are surely one of them.” He had an impressive countenance as a full-blooded orc, made all the more so by his immaculate sky-blue uniform...
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From “Of Short Women, Gibberlings, and Flugelhorns ” by Axton Wales
Ros, Reverand Mother of the True Temple of Jovan (not to be confused with the False Temple of Jovan that sent gibbering minions and skeletons to attack defenseless towns), appeared at the door of the...
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From “The Undying Party of Douchekind” by Enid Hudock
In time, though, all douches will eventually feel the great pull of their kind toward their distant homeland. Popped collars will lose their appeal. “Brah” will be uttered less frequently and with...
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From “Barfight in the Demon Arms” by Axton Wales
“Ed Boneshredder,” said the muscled mercenary. He bore many tattoos on his unarmored torso, from a wiry spread devoted to “Ed Bonecrusher” that suggested he himself was not quite sure of his proper...
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From “The 9:15 to Llilpenwyr” by L. Lily Newpoortt
“We’ll need a couple of people,” Hiraul said, adjusting his hat to clip his long, pointed ears to the sides of his head. “A horse thief, for one. Can’t have anyone at the livery seeing us on a poster...
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From “Wars of the Realms” by L. Lily Newpoortt
The Branding Only the Kingdom of Mangeni resisted integration into the Realms. The result was a campaign of slaughter and terror to subjugate the land; it lasted for two decades before a native Mangeni...
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From “The Elves of Welkor’s Light” by Axton Wales
Jylas Durothane The current Lord of Welkor’s Light. A descendant of Welkor himself, he has been controversial among the elves of that settlement for his willingness to bend their ancient rules and...
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From “The Chronicle of Makuun Welkor” by Axton Wales
These are the truths that we of the Elder set forth, recorded this year 1051 post-Calamity in the great Caldera. Of Makuun Welkor, Our Founder and Guiding Light We record not from which elvish nation...
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From “Goblin Possession Corollary” by Axton Wales
When Tinuviel woke up she wasn’t just in jail. She wasn’t just in a cell in the deepest part of the Welkor’s Light fortress. She was also in the body of a goblin. “I asked you what we could do to keep...
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From “Glitter: The Social Dating App for Fantasy Worlds” by Marcia Hayre
[swipe] Smoker? Ew no. [swipe] That tattoo looks like it was done in prison. By a blind man. And he misspelled the “little” in “My Little Pony.” [swipe] Oh God, not another goblin. [swipe] Nicely built...
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From “Design a Fantasy School District” by Blythe Hilson
“So here’s the thing. Elves won’t go to school with orcs. They say that, in their holy book, orcs stole the Light of the Twin Boughs and fed it to Ariachne the Star-Devourer. So naturally, that means...
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From “Dweavan’s Memorial, City of Underdeep” by Bateau Muertre
“Fascinating,” said Leanorel. A few more brush strokes revealed the final portions of the mural. “This hallways was used by the dwarves to record their entire history as it happened, from the founding...
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