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From “The Undying Party of Douchekind” by Enid Hudock
In time, though, all douches will eventually feel the great pull of their kind toward their distant homeland. Popped collars will lose their appeal. “Brah” will be uttered less frequently and with...
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From “Barfight in the Demon Arms” by Axton Wales
“Ed Boneshredder,” said the muscled mercenary. He bore many tattoos on his unarmored torso, from a wiry spread devoted to “Ed Bonecrusher” that suggested he himself was not quite sure of his proper...
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From “The 9:15 to Llilpenwyr” by L. Lily Newpoortt
“We’ll need a couple of people,” Hiraul said, adjusting his hat to clip his long, pointed ears to the sides of his head. “A horse thief, for one. Can’t have anyone at the livery seeing us on a poster...
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From “Wars of the Realms” by L. Lily Newpoortt
The Branding Only the Kingdom of Mangeni resisted integration into the Realms. The result was a campaign of slaughter and terror to subjugate the land; it lasted for two decades before a native Mangeni...
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From “The Elves of Welkor’s Light” by Axton Wales
Jylas Durothane The current Lord of Welkor’s Light. A descendant of Welkor himself, he has been controversial among the elves of that settlement for his willingness to bend their ancient rules and...
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From “The Chronicle of Makuun Welkor” by Axton Wales
These are the truths that we of the Elder set forth, recorded this year 1051 post-Calamity in the great Caldera. Of Makuun Welkor, Our Founder and Guiding Light We record not from which elvish nation...
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From “Goblin Possession Corollary” by Axton Wales
When Tinuviel woke up she wasn’t just in jail. She wasn’t just in a cell in the deepest part of the Welkor’s Light fortress. She was also in the body of a goblin. “I asked you what we could do to keep...
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From “Glitter: The Social Dating App for Fantasy Worlds” by Marcia Hayre
[swipe] Smoker? Ew no. [swipe] That tattoo looks like it was done in prison. By a blind man. And he misspelled the “little” in “My Little Pony.” [swipe] Oh God, not another goblin. [swipe] Nicely built...
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From “Design a Fantasy School District” by Blythe Hilson
“So here’s the thing. Elves won’t go to school with orcs. They say that, in their holy book, orcs stole the Light of the Twin Boughs and fed it to Ariachne the Star-Devourer. So naturally, that means...
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From “Dweavan’s Memorial, City of Underdeep” by Bateau Muertre
“Fascinating,” said Leanorel. A few more brush strokes revealed the final portions of the mural. “This hallways was used by the dwarves to record their entire history as it happened, from the founding...
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